Manflesh of the Month: Ryan Gosling
Bryan Rosling* How did it come to this? Here we are, unironically falling into the black hole of one of the world’s most obvious crushes, a well-established, conventionally attractive charmer under the age of fifty for fuck’s sake. Well, I will say, it is all Denis’ fault. About a month ago, I found an interview about Blade Runner 2049 (2017) featuring the two handsome Canadians behind it: Villeneuve and Gosling. The article contained the following photo: Are they flirting? my fangirl mind immediately asked. They look like they’re flirting. Denis looks FINE AF. They’re both cute as shit. But that wasn’t all. Many more little evidences of their tandem adorability fed my obsession. I shared my absurd daydreamy notion with my oldest friend in fangirling, who did not hesitate to water that slashy seed in my tiny brain and helped me raise it. Also, Denis kept mentioning in interviews that “Ryan is my muse.” Yes, Denis, please inadvertently feed my dreams in itty bitty ways. But I hadn’
